Today: Ravaged by a Polar Bear [UPDATE]

This morning, I was riding my bike, minding my own business.

Then, out of now where, a Polar Bear appeared!

I tried to avoid the beast, but there was no way around it.

All the Polar Bear wanted to do was maul me in the face.

Luckily, I was wearing my Bear-proof head casing.

Once the military arrived, they were so impressed with my Bear Fighting Skills, so they wanted to take me back to their lab for testing.

They took pictures of the inside of my brain, trying to analyse how good my Polar Bear Defenses truly were.

The nurse in the other room, who looked oddly familiar, even took snapshots of my bones to see how super-human I was.

All and all...

Note: Maybe they should drive on the proper side of the road.

[UPDATE #2]: Durring orientation, for all of the international students, they had two police offices in and talk about bike safety. The MC of the whole thing and head of the deparment gave me an in advertant shout out. Winning!

[UPDATE #1]: They now have a police officer stationed on the road, making all cyclist dismount and walk to the next intersection. Brilliant!

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